USELESSmayhem's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Wet Side of Damp]

hmmm...

OK....I dont want to be mean because you worked hard on this but...I had no lue what was going on...it ran slow...it was tramendously boring and the graphics were bad at best. I mean its cool to learn flash..but You have to take the time to create enique characters and surrounding...not just one colors non expressive blobs. I mean I thought it was kinda an artsy movie in the beginning but like all of a sudden it attempted to be an action story...very strange....me not knowing what was going on really hurt ur score as well. Better luck next time. Your getting there tho.

-Don

["Elevator Fun"]

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...you suck

SkaterFTF2 responds:

grrrrrr........ ABBUSIVE REVIEW!

[Noodles on my Back]

Ill be damned...

That was surprisingly entertaining! Although it didnt really make sense, It was great. Great music, voices and the artwork was fantastic. Great job man!

[We Hate It When...]

awsome

hahaha I think its awsome simply beause you used Reel Big Fish.....RBF has been my favorite band since 1996. But the animation is pretty cool and the music flows perfectly. Good job

[One o'Clock Jump]

that was fanfuckingtastic!

That was the best collaboration I have seen on newgrounds. I love how it ended...I love how it looked...and it was the best music iv heard in any movie on NG so far....good job!

[Misery Loves Company]

ok....

everybody knows that the flag goes in the hole....

[The Secret of Dr. Mario]

drugs are good for you

why the fuck would make a parody of Dr.Mario half the people today dont even remember taht lame ass game...anyways shitty movie,good grapics and the bloody nose is always a classic when doing drug jokes... the moral of this review
DRUGE ARE GOOOD AND ALWAYS MIX!!!

see you in hell
jor-hell

[Iron Chef Seppuku]

wtf???? hiiiyaaa!!!!

okay first of all it was too short and the ending wasnt even that great...maybe for the sequel you can have the chef make a meal out of a dead hooker then after that drive a bus into a 3rd grade classroom, feel free it use it!

see you in hell
jor-hell

SketchMichaels responds:

Well, I'd say something, but two guys a few reviews after you took care of it, subtle as they were :)

[The old TN episode 3]

really good shoe.....

i have to say that this is one of the better films on newgrounds right now...very funny,and the george bush shit is right on..keep up the good work and stay away from guys who offer free cookies....

see you in hell
jor-hell

[Happy Go-Lucky Ghost]

um......okay

not that bad but the ending sucked donkey balls, come on guys lets get some good toons on newgrounds look for my films to start coming..all i got to say is a donkey, a midget, a dildo and your mom.....hahaha

see you in hell
jor-hell